chin up buttercup

In response to my rough week (for those that don’t know, puff did not make it through thursday night and I have to monitor the cyst in my head and if it gets better get it sucked out of my nose) I feel like a failure. So to cheer myself up i’m going to list things that i’m good at- and possibly figure out why I can’t seem to find a man. Here we go. 

1) Inserting sarcastic comments into every conversation no matter the level of appropriateness
2) Waking up early
3) Remembering small details of people’s lives
4) Small talk
5) Figuring out what’s going to happen in a movie before I should and ruining it
6) Reading multiple books at the same time (not literally but you get the idea)
7) Being realistic
8) Making ugly faces
9) Saving money
10) Dealing with animals and kids 
11) Thinking of gift ideas
12) Giving my all to a new task/job until I’m good at it

i’m out and probably just explained a good deal about my life. Men apparently aren’t too keen on inappropriate women that wake them up early with an ugly face reading a book, with too many animals and a small budget. Even if they do give good gifts! 

Who knew you guys…who knew?

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About Erin Goes Blah- I rant forever

Ever heard of Erin Go Brah? The horse obviously, not the saying! I'm him, in human form but slightly less successful and well known. Perhaps you've also heard of a man named William Shakespeare? In "A mid-summer nights dream" he says, "though she be but little, she is fierce" in reference to Hermia...I have a little bit of that in my mix too. I'm a 26-year-old big kid with occasional adult tendencies just trying to figure out my place in life. Chronically single and exhausted I am the keeper of two jobs and three pets. With approximately 2 hours of free time per day, ​I tend to use it relaxing- leading to much musings and wonderment. I plan on using this blog to reach out to others, and to my inner conscience to better understand my odd habits and talk myself out of them. I hope to bring attention to those in eating disorder recovery, by being open about my hardships and hurdles. I'm weird, silly and looking for someone to share the love with :)
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