The Dating files

I’ve been so unlucky in the dating world that I feel like I need to prove that I actually do put myself out there on occasion, and show how totally socially awkward 20-something men are (for the most part).

I’m also a problem, as I use my house as a hidey-hole and my life inflexibly revolves around my pets, my job, meals and exercise. Before anyone points that out I figured I’d go ahead and say that I already know. Anywho- I’m going to try to remember to save a few choice interactions per week and share them with either my fellow singletons to bond over or as amusement for you annoyingly cute married folk. If you’re neither of those categories and unhappily married/going through a rough patch maybe the reality of the dating world these days will push you to try just a little harder to keep your relationship afloat.

#1: Jesus Christ you’re fucking insanely gorgeous omg. Check out my profile and let me know if you might be interested in what I’m looking for. I’m in Dunn, NC right now if you’re interested in coming to my truck. I’m very clean and very well endowed with pics if you want to see them. I don’t think you’d be disappointed if you are interested. I’m available now if you are. I can show you what I’m working with on Skype first if you want to see I’m not lying about size.

#2  me: Hey there 🙂
him: I love animals as well sweetie, Im a great pet lover kissseessss :):)
me: nevermind
him: Can i get to know you more better
Hi sexy kissseessss 🙂 🙂 you are so beautiful 🙂 🙂
me: stop talking now please
him: GO TO HELL
me: excellent.
#3 …after many failed attempts to try and get a regular conversation going with this person it ended with this.
him: never got this reaction trying to talk get to know a person. you match every one and play games. I got plenty of matches I will let u do u
me: and maybe soon you’ll be able to form sentences in English
him: Not for you. Sense you don’t know English
me: Since*
him: sure you will found your dork one day lol

 

enjoy.

 

 

 

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About Erin Goes Blah- I rant forever

Ever heard of Erin Go Brah? The horse obviously, not the saying! I'm him, in human form but slightly less successful and well known. Perhaps you've also heard of a man named William Shakespeare? In "A mid-summer nights dream" he says, "though she be but little, she is fierce" in reference to Hermia...I have a little bit of that in my mix too. I'm a 26-year-old big kid with occasional adult tendencies just trying to figure out my place in life. Chronically single and exhausted I am the keeper of two jobs and three pets. With approximately 2 hours of free time per day, ​I tend to use it relaxing- leading to much musings and wonderment. I plan on using this blog to reach out to others, and to my inner conscience to better understand my odd habits and talk myself out of them. I hope to bring attention to those in eating disorder recovery, by being open about my hardships and hurdles. I'm weird, silly and looking for someone to share the love with :)
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