I really wish Hagrid would show up in my room at 3:09am tomorrow morning with a birthday cake that’s badly decorated and slightly squashed because he sat on it. Alas, this will probably not happen because if it was in the cards that would have occurred when I was 11. Very sad!
For real though tomorrow is my birthday and life sucks. I’ve done approximately none of the things I’d hoped to have accomplished by the time I turn 27- hooray!
So I’ll let you know how that turns out