I have discovered that 27 is the age at which my body declares it’s savage revenge on itself. I mean what in the what is happening?! My uterus is also freaking out and I’ve researched adoption, freezing my eggs and IVF enough to discover if I could somehow figure out how to afford any of those then I wouldn’t have any money left to actually raise a child. Encouraging, no? I really don’t understand what I missed in the early stages of our generation that made everyone simultaneously decide they wanted to wait until their 30’s to have kids…who came up with that? Why is everyone so lackadaisical about getting married and committing to someone these days? I’m not trying to hold someone back in their career or personal goals, I don’t want them to give up themselves to be in a relationship- but for some reason, those are what most people associate marriage with. DUMB!
I don’t even know if people meet at bars anymore or if there’s some sort of secret club? What if I go out to bars on a regular basis and still zip happens? Can I sign up for an arranged marriage but I get to put in some requirements? Or can I just go back 5 years and be a normal person in their young 20’s and actually go out to find someone instead of hiding in my hole, starving myself and getting so weak that I couldn’t even stay awake to entertain the idea of going out with friends?
If there are any gay couples that want to have a baby but don’t want to adopt then I think I might know a girl that could help. 3 parents would be cool, right? As long as I do actually get to be a parent and you don’t hog it.
I still haven’t gotten my grade from Colorado and I’m still freaking out. Maybe I should move to Europe next year if America doesn’t give me a handout soon…they get married there.